Hell Incorporated tm
Birth Of A Demon, by Mavrosh, with permission. Please visit her fantasy and sci-fi art site and see the finest in character art. Mavrosh on DeviantArt!
Baphomet, by Razhoul, shown with permission. You can see more of his deviant work on Razhoul on DeviantArt. But be prepared to be Damned.
Baphomet, by Razhoul, shown with permission. You can see more of his deviant work on Razhoul on DeviantArt. But be prepared to be Damned.
About Hell
Hell Incorporated(tm) is the official corporate presence of Hell.
Hell is the place where those whose souls have been Damned go to be tormented for Eternity.
Hell Incorporated is a legal corporate entity, registered in the State of Nevada. Hell Incorporated is engaged in the business of trading in souls, online retail novelty sales, licensed apparel and merchandise, entrepreneurial business ventures, and of providing affordable housing for the Damned. Hell Incorporated also supports the arts, music, literature, and Hell firmly believes in education. Like all legal corporations, Hell Incorporated is owned by its shareholders.
Hell Incorporated does not represent any living or spiritual entities or religious philosophies or organizations. We don't get involved in philosophical or existential discussions. There is nothing to discuss. Hell is Hell.
Hell Incorporated operates on earth as a for-profit business corporation.
Hell Incorporated, the company, owns the web addresses HellIncorporated.com, .net, .org,. biz, .us, .info, .me, mobi, and .co.
Hell Incorporated is on Facebook: Hell Incorporated on Facebook, and MySpace: Hell Incorporated on MySpace and is registered as a company on LinkedIn: Hell Incorporated on LinkedIn.
"Revelation", by Gary Rudisill, featured with permission. For more of his fine work, please visit ariess at DeviantArt!
Frequently Asked Questions:
1. Are you the Devil or Satan? No. But we ride with him sometimes. Hell was created shortly after the Battle In Heaven in order to provide affordable housing for the Damned. We are no more the Devil or Satan than a hotel is Led Zeppelin.
2. What do you do, exactly? Hell Incorporated(tm) is the official corporate presence of Hell. As a for-profit corporation, Hell Incorporated(tm) is here on Earth, and on the Web, to serve your needs. We will give you news, and traffic and weather reports related to Hell. We also will have for sale the latest from our selection of official Hell Incorporated(tm) merchandise and apparel, in addition to other retail items such as shares of Hell Incorporated(tm) corporate stock, reservations in Hell, and other excellent and useful items and services. Hell Incorporated(tm) supports the arts and features many artists throughout this website. Did we mention we also provide affordable housing for the Damned?
3. Do you endorse evil? We do not endorse evil, evil acts, criminal acts. What ever you do is on you. In fact, since it's getting rather crowded down here in Hell, we'd rather you refrain from such evil behavior and we will direct you to proper religious websites and products. If you do evil acts, consider us duty-bound to assist authorities in apprehending and prosecuting you, and then we'll go further and burn you for Eternity in Hell, if applicable.
4. Is Hell a nice place to live? No. Hell is a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live here.
5. Is Hell Incorporated a religious site? No. It is a private business.
6. Is the road to Hell paved with good intentions? No. The road to Hell is paved with the misdeeds of the Damned.
7. I was told to "go to Hell" today, what should I do about it? You should kindly thank the person who said that for directing you to our site!
8. Do you claim to have any unearthly authority as to who actually goes to Hell? We do not control who goes to Hell. That authority is above our pay grade. In fact, that is more under YOUR control than ours. Think about it. But we do have unearthly authority to torment you in Hell, should you wind up here.
9. Can Hell Incorporated make an offer to me to sell my soul to the Devil? We will give an estimate in the currency of your choice for the approximate dollar value of your soul based on current market conditions, but it's just that, an estimate. However, if you happen to actually sell your soul to any particular negative spiritual entities, that is your own business. Our only role would be to subsequently torment you for Eternity once you arrived at our door. So. Read the small print.
10. Is Hell real? Yes.
11. What if I don't believe in Hell? That's fine. We won't turn you away for that reason.
"Hell's Gate", by frestro79, shown with permission. You can see more of his excellent work at Frestro79 at DeviantArt.
Myths About Hell:
Hell is expanding. Yes, but it's not as easy as you think. Getting the building permits and condemning neighboring dimensions is a long process. We keep at it though, because in Hell, we have plenty of time.
Hell is very hot. Many parts are very hot. But Hell exists in many levels, and some are actually quite cold.
The Devil rules in Hell. He THINKS he does. Don't ruin it for him, okay?
The Devil rules on Earth. In a manner of speaking, true. But he really only controls what you LET him control.
Once a soul is in Hell, they cannot come back. That is not up to us! But we will advise that the Highway to Hell always has very light outbound traffic.
Some people say the idea of Hell is not supported in the Bible. It's not important. We'll talk to them about it when they get here.
A loving God would never send people to Hell for minor infractions. True.
Hell does not reflect the heart of God. We don't claim to know what is in the heart of God.
Hell is home to many devils, demons, and other foul creatures. True. And sometimes they get out.
"The Fire Water", by Rosalian, featured with permission. For more of her very fine work, please visit Rosalian at DeviantArt!
